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dont mind me just blogging my name is 이경미/jessica

oh my god why

oh my god why

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WOW IM THE BEST JAILOR EVER HA I GOT 3 FLAWLESS EXECUTIONS AND WAS THE MAIN REASON THAT TOWN WON BECAUSE FIRST I JAILED THE JESTER WHO WAS TRYING TO SAY I WAS SK HAHA YEAH OK, THEN GF WHO FIRST TOLD ME HE WAS AMNE AND I BELIEVED HIM SO I WAS DUMB BUT THEN I KILLED HIM, THEN SERIAL KILLER WHILE HE WAS TRYING TO PRETEND TO BE AMNE TURNED JESTER EVEN THOUGH EITHER WAY TOWN WOULDVE WON IF HE WAS JEST OR NOT

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jrne:

vvaddles:

you smoke WHAT

wildcats

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 203,133 notes
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Song: Private Fears in Public Places
Artist: Front Porch Step
Album: Aware
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Front Porch Step - Private Fears In Public Places

Cause I’d rather fight with you than laugh with another. I’d rather freeze in your arms than be warm under covers. I’d let you hit me before I ever let you hit the floor. I’d rather choke than to breath in your absence. I’d rather feel your wrath than feel another’s passion. I’d rather die on the day that I give you a kiss than spend the rest of my life knowing I never did 

So just hold me and tell me that I’m everything you need. Tell me that, that lonely little heart of yours that I’ve been dying for, ain’t out of reach. 
So if you’re looking for some proof that there’s a heart inside of me than lace your fingers between mine and you will see it start to leak. And I know you’re not a crutch but I can hold you when I stand ‘cause I am living for touch but I would die to be your man. 

Let me look into your eyes like I am searching for your soul. Wrap my arms around your waist like it is dying from the cold. Run my fingers through your hair like they are water from the drain. Press my lips against your back like they could take away it’s pain. And To give you everything, there is nothing I wont do. Dump my heart into a blender just to pour it out to you. And I know you’re feeling tired. Just let me hold you for a bit. Dive my face between your thighs until I cannot feel my lips. 

I know that you think I’m kind of odd. But if your love was a mountain, I swear that I’d climb to the top. I would tell you “you’re lovely and everything ill ever need, and id give you my all if you’d just come and stand next to me.”

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 2,918 notes
buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 102,706 notes

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

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shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 129,935 notes

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 369,590 notes

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 250,229 notes

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 1,721,413 notes

i frickin lost a tunnel and now i have to wear a gosh dang darn plug in one ear and tunnel in the other and its so unbalanced someone please find my tunnel so the forces will be balanced again

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braydaaan:

am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 263,857 notes

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

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